When it comes to Deadpool 2, we can’t decide what we’re most excited about. Seeing Josh Brolin go up against Ryan Reynolds, finding out what happened to that poor old unicorn, or just more bad-mouthed tomfoolery in general.
But enough of that. The new trailer has arrived in the franchise’s token odd-ball style. Feast your eyes on it below (we promise, this is a trailer):
If none of that made any sense, here's the official synopsis from Fox which, err, doesn't make a whole lot of sense either:
After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry's hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor - finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World's Best Lover.
Returning alongside Reynolds’ spandexed self will be Morena Baccarin, Brianna Hildebrand, T.J. Miller and Leslie Uggams. Colossus (Stefan Kapicic) and Dopinder (Karan Soni) are also back. Brolin’s fellow newbies include Hunt For The Wilderpeople’s Julian Dennison, Atlanta’s Zazie Beetz and Eddie Marsan.
Deadpool 2 is directed by John Wick and Atomic Blonde's David Leitch and will curse its way into UK cinemas on June 1, 2018.