Dubya: The Feature Film

Seemingly not content at being the ruler of the free world, George Dubya Bush seems to be eyeing up the big screen for his next bit of domination. Film rights to a documentary following the pretzel-choking, baseball-playing, malaproprism-spouting President of the USA have just been snapped up with a view to taking his climb to the top to a cinema near you. "Journeys With George" will air on American TV screens this week and follows Dubya on his 2000 campaign from the first day through to the election, that little bit of bother about people not actually being allowed to vote against him in Florida, and the subsequent glory of his inauguration. The proposed cinematic version of the tale of the Texan boy done good