It's really hard to raise the energy to write another story about another horror remake. But, soldier on we must. Why? Because we care for you, dear readers. Also, we're paid to do it.
Jaime King has been signed to star in My Bloody Valentine 3-D, a remake of the 1981 slasher about a killer who slays people who have the temerity to celebrate the day of love. King will play Sarah A Palmer, a woman who has married and had a child with the bitter enemy of her teen sweetheart, although she still carries a torch for the latter.
Though the Hollywood Reporter story doesn't mention any specifics, it would also appear to be in 3D. If it's not, then that is some considerable misdirection in that title.