Between A Rock And A Hard Place

Since a time before recorded history, wise men and prophets have forseen a time when humanity will be called forth to account for its crimes. We are sorry to say that, with Dreamworks' Head of State, that time may have finally come to pass. Clearly very upset by the behaviour of his flock, God in all his righteous fury hath decreed that Chris Rock will be set forth upon the world to star in, write and - don't utter it aloud - direct a movie with which to torment the sinful. And lo, within the cinemas of the earth there shall be a great wailing and gnashing of teeth. After torturing us in Down to Earth and causing many to pray for a merciful death in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Rock will direct himself as a Washington alderman suddenly dropped into the presidential race after the former candidate meets an untimely end. Don't walk, run to your nearest place of worship and pray like you've never prayed before in an effort to avert this coming apocalypse. May God have mercy on us all.