Supermanhood!

Ah, the physical problem that every boy dreams of. Superman Returns star Brandon Routh is causing the movie's bosses a real headache because his "package" is too large. Stop sniggering at the back, this is very serious. Blushing Hollywood execs think the sight of Brandon in his skintight costume will distract audiences and have asked the movie's makers to cover up the package with special effects. Our eagle-eyed source said: "It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects."