Of all the films released – or, in this case, evacuated – this year the least likely to deserve a sequel must surely be BloodRayne.
The seriously dodgy and utterly underperforming vampire saga starred Kristanna Loken as a scantily leather-clad fanged warrior woman looking to defeat Ben Kingsley’s OTT undead leader.
But despite a poor performance at the box office, someone has decided that a sequel is worth a punt. This time, DOA: Dead Or Alive’s Natassia Malthe will don the suit and master of wonky movies Uwe Boll will make a return to the director’s chair.
BloodRayne 2 sees our heroine facing a vampire invasion in the old West, with a script written by Christopher Donaldson and Neil Every. "I’m excited to do a sequel to BloodRayne and this time in the Wild West. I'm a big fan of Sergio Leone and John Ford," Boll said in a statement. And we’re sure they’d return the compliment. Under pain of dea… No, hang on. That’s not much of a threat, is it?